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The Song​-​Poem Store Volume 16

by The Famous Sandhogs

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1.
Forty days, what's wrong with me? I've spent so long in Gethsemane Snake was whispering, lying in the dirt wearing silver pants and a disco shirt Silver pants and a disco shirt! A kiss from Judas when I came back What you put me through, man, really hurt All dressed up and looking fine wearing silver pants and a disco shirt Silver pants and a disco shirt! When I think of Abba it's not the band I think of my father and his master plan But Barry Anderson hit pay dirt wearing silver pants and a disco shirt Silver pants and a disco shirt! My sister's a 420 hippie chick She's the spitting image of Stevie Nicks When she goes out - for what it's worth - she wears silver pants and a disco shirt Silver pants and a disco shirt!
2.
Wendy Waters 02:42
Wendy Waters... Wolfe! Wolfe! She owns Out of the Blue and she empathizes with goalies Wendy Waters... Wolfe! Wolfe! She loves poetry, art, and music, and her cat, Bo. She owns Out of the Blue and she empathizes with goalies. Wendy Waters... Wolfe! Wolfe! Hitch-hiked across Ireland and donated to Starroom Junction. She loves poetry, art, and music, and her cat, Bo. She owns Out of the Blue and she empathizes with goalies. Wendy Waters... Wolfe! Wolfe!
3.
From the ballot I was barred in 2015 I tried to take on Harper but Elections Canada intervened They wanted from me money, $1000 bucks put in their hand I laughed, "You must be joking!" I've got the Charter right to stand So to court I took the law and the judge agreed with me She struck down the rule that set the federal election entry fee I pleaded so politely, they saw no firebrand Yet all the while I'm dreaming of the longest ballot in the land Because Electoral Law is written by the victors to favour them, that's fair to say But the longest ballot can't be beaten, so see my name on Election Day. A promise made was broken, next election had begun So I cruised through Andrew's riding, Qu'Appelle South, Saskatchewan Signatures I gathered, saying "Wouldn't it be grand to nominate everyone for the longest ballot in the land?!" First two candidates approved, nominations certified But then the up-tops got alarmed, the next ten they did deny The boss is Qu'Appelle ordered the ballot short and bland She said, "In Andrew Sheer's own riding? None of this will stand." Because Electoral Law is written by the victors to favour them, that's fair to say But the longest ballot can't be beaten, so see my name on Election Day. With COVID cases rising, by-elections were declared Door-knocking for signatures? Maybe once we could be spared. The question posed so kindly. My brother took the stand. "The pandemic changes nothing," said Justice Strictdland. In the fourth wave of the virus, Election 2021, Ali drove to Winnipeg, said "I'm vaxxed, let's have some fun." Sixteen-hundred signatures, names copies all by hand. Elections Canada lawyered up but they couldn't stop our plan. Because Electoral Law is written by the victors to favour them, that's fair to say But the longest ballot can't be beaten, so see my name on Election Day. We'll take down the broken, be gone taboo, apathy 'Cause I don't vote for them and they don't run for me. We have a secret power, oh the stagnant quo is damned. Come join the longest ballot - you got the Chart right to stand! Candidates, friends, strangers - from near and far away, from Surrey to Waterloo, Maples, Provencher Twenty-one names listed, Dan cried "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" But a half a meter victory - the longest ballot in the land. Yeah - a half a meter victory: THE LONGEST BALLOT IN THE LAND! Because Electoral Law is written by the victors to favour them, that's fair to say But the longest ballot can't be beaten, so see my name on Election Day.
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Ten speed missing and I'm drunk in Rome saw Whitey on my bike, too drunk to chase him took another mushroom, washed it down with gin now Whitey isn't Whitey but a cat named Jim There's a psycho on my cycle and I'm drinking too much Running out of Lira, three sheets about to sail salvation sounds like freedom but it feels like jail There's a psycho on my cycle and I'm drinking too much Too drunk for St. Pete's where the Pope is giving mass Jesus is my saviour but god is an ass now I'm floating on my back counting psychedelic ducks must be the psilocybin or maybe damn luck There's a psycho on my cycle and I'm drinking too much gin Ten speed missing and I'm drunk in Rome saw Whitey on my bike, too drunk to chase him took another mushroom, washed it down with gin now Whitey isn't Whitey but a cat named Jim There's a psycho on my cycle and I'm drinking too much gin
5.
Kaleidoscope 02:11
I have never been here since the day I was born but coincidentally others have been The space in the air with this breeze is like a mouthful of breath held tight Words describing what it's like Calm mixed with arrogant emoting Not angry, we push and kiss the mirror It's like a tidal wave, it's like a kenneled waste It's a cramping felt in the stomach I'm ashamed for all of my later days Let us share in this shrouded haze No loss 'cause everything is gained. Calm mixed with arrogant emoting Not angry, we push and kiss the mirror Something like this but never again Kaleidoscope

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The Song-Poem Store Volume 16 features songs about pants, ballots, and kaleidoscopes!

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released July 15, 2022

With songs by Baby G-Sass, Jesse Waters-Wolfe, Kieran Szuchewycz, and Anthony Valade!

Longest Ballot Music Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P--mRKWwyhk

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