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I Wanna Get With a Rhino
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I wanna get with a Rhino, it makes my boyfriend mad,
says I better vote for someone else, well he sounds just like my dad,
He quotes me polls and policy like I don't have a clue,
I'm wide awake and horny just thinking about you
I'M A RHINO!
I wanna get with a Rhino, in grade 10 I've had a crush
In civics I told the teacher, who told the class, they laughed, I blushed.
Yeah I’m down to party, only you can turn me on,
On a Sunday morning sidewalk I'm singing this rhino song
I'M A RHINO!
I wanna get with a Rhino, cuz it takes guts to run,
you make the ballots longer, you're the reigning champs of fun,
You know the systems broken and you know we’re out of luck,
Oh I wanna get with a Rhino cause I hear you're great to fuck
I'M A RHINO!
I wanna get with a Rhino, it makes my boyfriend mad,
says I better vote for someone else, well he sounds just like my dad,
He quotes me polls and policy like I don't have a clue,
I'm wide awake and horny just thinking about you
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Friend of the turtle, eternal and wise
Always aware of her spiritual ties
Her message through time is wisdom sublime
All heart and beauty
No conditions with flaws
Her love knew no borders nor cause
The love for her family Meeches was strong
A woman from Ojibway
Strength was her way
A woman from Ojibway
Her blood with the Sioux
A woman from Ojibway
Standing there too
Her heart spoke wisely, it was wisdom she sought
The courage within is where adventure begins
See Jan's roads were many
Winding and climbing true to her binding
She crossed over oceans for
a giggle and tea, thoughts never far
from you and me
from you and me
from you and me
Quick to cheer, hardly a jeer, silly wit
Contagious laughter, a comedy kit
Here ever after, always a smile
Gentle and strong, her care more than fair
Her message through time is wisdom sublime
When asked this question:
How could people be so cruel?
Her answer was this:
When you understand it, you're like them.
Good thoughts are a tool
she was living elsewhere
when her uncle sent message
'Stampede in Calgary? I'll be there!'
A supreme human being
Jan tells her man
Her uncle's visiting an event
Upon his arrival, uncle falls out of the car
Done in by fun, an inebriated star
Surprised as if startled
Jan's man can now vouch
Sometimes illusions get shattered
Get uncle a couch
Loyalty unwavering
Admiration intact
Her honour was her family
And that's a fact
Her heart only saw the real light in you
A woman from Ojibway
Strength was her way
A woman from Ojibway
Her blood with the Sioux
A woman from Ojibway
Standing there too
In the circle of life love is never at bay
For a mother and a child, it don't go away
Her baby, Skyler his name, this dove sent back
So Jan had to follow without her Sky
And life became hollow.
See Jan's roads were many
Winding and climbing true to her binding
She crossed over oceans for
a giggle and tea, thoughts never far
from you and me
from you and me
from you and me.
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In Manitoba's forests, where the spruce trees stand
is Natural Resources and the Forestry and Peatlands Branch
They're not barking orders or barking up trees
With every act and policy, they see the forest in the tree
O Manitoba, your canopies are grand
The Forestry and Peatlands Branch
They log in hours to make a change
In the boreal forest is where they make their wage
With Planning and Development, they're not stumped for plans
They got the roots to manage Nature's hard demands
Inventory and Analysis, they leaf through the facts
And for a greener tomorrow, they help ready the axe
Urban Forestry, Health, and Field Services, they're hardcore
and with The Forestry Act, they help open up the door for more
(Hewers of wood.)
For Peatlands Stewardship, they're never at rest
In a treed bog or poor fen, they're simply the best
(Hewers of wood.)
O Manitoba, your canopies are grand
The Forestry and Peatlands Branch
They log in hours and weather any weather
Whether the PCs or the NDP, they do it together
(And one liberal.)
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Jennie was a project manager in Manitoba
She had a normal life and a normal job
But she loved to listen to CKUW
It was her favourite station and a source of joy
So she donated to the fundraiser every year
Because she wanted to keep CKUW on the air
She got some cool incentives from CKUW
Like a hoodie, a radio, and a portal to another world
Jennie stepped into the portal one day
She found herself in a world of magic
She met a unicorn who became her friend
And she fell in love with a tiger demi-god
Yet she donated to the fundraiser every year
Because she wanted to keep CKUW on the air
She got some cool incentives from CKUW
Like a hoodie, a radio, and a portal to another world
Jennie learned how to use her hidden powers
She felt her destiny, a prophecy to fulfill
She fought against the evil King Thorak
And she liberated the entire universe
But still she donated to the fundraiser every year
Because she wanted to keep CKUW on the air
She got some cool incentives from CKUW
Like a hoodie, a radio, and a portal to another world!
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The world was on fire and no one could save me but you
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you
And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you
No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
With you
With you
(This world is only gonna break your heart)
What a wicked game you play, to make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you
And I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
With you
The world was on fire and no one could save me but you
Strange what desire will make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you
And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you
No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
With you (this world is only gonna break your heart)
With you (with you)
(This world is only gonna break your heart)
No, I (this world is only gonna break your heart)
(This world is only gonna break your heart)
Nobody loves no one
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