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The Song​-​Poem Store Volume 23

by The Famous Sandhogs

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1.
Apostate 01:36
I’m looking at you You’re looking away “It’s a big mistake” That’s all you say I waited around I blew that horn Ya, I split the rocks to be re-born “Apostate”, that’s all you got “Apostate”, well, that ain’t true “Apostate”, that’s all you got Cuz I still have faith but not in you But you didn’t show You fucked it up I was waiting in vain In my pickup truck You took too long I got a new guru Call him “Buddha” He’s a brand new hero “Apostate”, that’s all you got “Apostate”, well, that ain’t true “Apostate”, that’s all you got Cuz I still have faith but not in you I heard “the word” And the word is bird Got one on each arm I’m spreading the word! A date with the devil He's coming soon Bring my chalice And a wooden spoon “Apostate”, that’s all you got “Apostate”, well, that ain’t true “Apostate”, that’s all you got Cuz I still have faith but not in you
2.
I’m a mad scientist and I don’t like people That’s why I make inventions Before I get old I’ll hide Because I don’t like myself The show that we’re making is made up Do you wanna play my game? I’m gonna be loose out of jail I told you this show was funny I told you I wanna be alone I wanna be stupid alone Oh what’s happening I’m gonna jump over the hole In a portal now I’m gone I wanna be alone
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Your love is a sump pump and my basement stays dry Your love is a sump pump and I have no back up supply Your love is a sump pump and the water main's collapsed Your love is a sump pump and they've cancelled the rebate program Sump pump, sump pump Your love is a sump pump, sump pump I am the pit I am the pit, the pit, the pit Your love is a sump pump and my heart has no back up valve Your love is a sump pump but it hasn't rained all year Your love is a sump pump so I put in a dedicated plug Your love is a sump pump and the municipal drain is full Sump pump, sump pump Your love is a sump pump, sump pump I am the pit I am the pit, the pit, the pit
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Red blue orange and the green sure you think you know the scene buddy you're in for a surprise polling day on June 19 And sure you won't believe it, not unless you go to see it, In Winnipeg South Centre biggest ballot that's ever been Hey ho! There's a ballot that gets longer everyday (in Winnipeg) Hey ho! Yes the charter grants the right to throw your name in out of spite So everybody stand! Drinks on me election night! We've got brothers, sisters and their mothers, their best friends and best friend's lovers, From Grand Prairie, Pickle lake, to Rimouski and Lac Drolet No it didn't cost us money, and yes we think it's pretty funny, So go grab your hubby honey, See the biggest ballot yet Hey ho! There's a ballot that gets longer everyday (in Winnipeg) Hey ho! Yes the charter grants the right to throw your name in out of spite So everybody stand! Drinks on me election night! If you ask us “what’s the purpose of this longest ballot circus?” “None of you will ever win so why bother with it at all?” We will smile yes we'll be grinning, say “no it’s not about the winning, this is just the beginning of small people standing tall” Hey ho! There's a ballot that gets longer everyday (in Winnipeg) Hey ho! Yes the charter grants the right to throw your name in out of spite So everybody stand! Drinks on me election night!
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Hey Jim, don't kill the ants Don't make a mountain out of an anthill. Remember ants want to live too, They are important herbivores. Hey Jim, most ants don't bite. And if you feed them they'll stay outside. Ants help keep your weeds in control They are like gardeners. So anytime you want to kill, hey Jim, just chill, Don't kill the ants around your birch tree Don't take rhubarb leaves and boil them in water and pour it all over. ant ants ants ants - ants ants ants ants ants Hey Jim, the world needs bugs. They are important pollinators. Remember that every fruit that you've ate was pollinated by an insect. So let ants in and let them out, hey Jim, i doubt you want to get bad luck and don't you know that ants are cool, hey Jim, who'll care about ants if not us? ant ants ants ants - ants ants ants ants ants Hey Jim, don't kill the ants Don't make a mountain out of an anthill. Remember ants want to live too, They are important herbivores ants ants ants aaaaanntss aaaannntttss, hey Jim...

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The Song-Poem Store Volume 23 features songs about sump pumps, federal elections in Winnipeg South Centre, and being alone. And ants. They're there too.

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released May 28, 2023

With songs by Baby G-Sass, Roland, Joyce, Kieran Szuchewycz, and The Beatles (?).

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