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The Song​-​Poem Store Volume 25

by The Famous Sandhogs

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1.
Ducks Unlimited Canada Theme Song 01:02
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Clean water and wetlands since 1938 Waterfowl conserving Canada's landscape Ducks! Ducks Unlimited! Ducks! Ducks Unlimited! 11,826 projects 200 million acres of positive progress Ducks! Ducks Unlimited! Ducks! Ducks Unlimited! They care about wetlands but I don't give a fuck All I give a shit about is ducks, ducks, ducks! Ducks! Ducks Unlimited! Ducks! Ducks Unlimited!
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Welcome to Normal Island 02:47
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Come to normal island Wash your dirty money clean We got rivers full of shit We got Mr. Bean Come to normal island It's fun and games here Where lies are true and skies are blue Just don't be trans or queer Come to normal island Climate change is fine We're opening oilfields Digging coal mines Normal Island in a sea of shit Don't mind the smell You'll get used to it Normal island just don't be poor Don't get distracted by the culture war Normal Island nOrMaL iSlAnD Come to normal island If you're white and rich Any other colour You're out of luck, bitch Come to normal island Where you can pay to be a lord Put the PM in your pocket Pay to change the laws Normal Island in a sea of shit Don't mind the smell You'll get used to it Normal island just don't be poor Don't get distracted by the culture war Normal Island nOrMaL iSlAnD You know where you are? Normal Island, baby You're gonna die!
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Yakuza 02:10
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I stole the cash I took their stash You can drive I'll crash When you steal Fear the Yakuza Crushed under heel Make you squeal: Nan ji ni! Time to go Split Tokyo We gotta leave We gotta go I should have known Looked at my phone Read the text The seeds were sown In Kyoto I got a flat They won't know Sure hope so Nan ji ni!
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Ambivalent Alien 01:26
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The easiest person to fool in the world's yourself. The hardest thing to change in the world's your mind. Smarter people have said it better than I have, or ever could. So as an alien I'm leaving it all behind. I'm an ambivalent alien. I can't do anything to save 'em. I'm a scientist observing, an ambivalent alien. You can argue anything you want if it's evidence-free: Justin Trudeau's destroyed the economy: Everyone is wrong, it should be how I want it to be: But even if you're wrong, it's a fucking catastrophe. I'm an ambivalent alien. I can't do anything to save 'em. I'm a scientist observing, an ambivalent alien.
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Hurricane Lee 01:08
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Hurricane Lee was a category 5 on the Saffir-Simpson scale, It traveled northwest, toward the U.S., bringing rain and wind and hail. Winds were hundreds of kilometers an hour, It's Lee! High sea surface temps increasing it's power, It's Lee! Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite 16 (GOES!) Tracked Hurricane Lee from Bermuda to Bahamas and all the way to Nova Scotia! Climate change feeding tropical storms, It's Lee! Plus, El Nino making waters warm, It's Lee! Hurricane Lee! Hurricane Lee! Hurricane Lee!

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The Song-Poem Store Volume 25 features songs about the United Kingdom, an ungodly amount of anatinids, and Hurricanes named Lee.

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released November 10, 2023

With songs by Bez Lightyear, Baby G-Sass, and Tonko!

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